Michael Jackson ain’t the Daddy!
According to an article in the Brisbane Times, Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe has confessed that Jackson is not the biological father of their two children, Prince, 12, and Paris, 11.
Debbie Rowe + MJ

Debbie Rowe + MJ

Rowe met Jackson when she was a receptionist at an Los Angeles skin clinic, where he was undergoing treatment. When she met him, she felt that Jackson was very lonely and was desperate to have children. She then told him that she would agree to carry his children, because she wanted to make him happy.

Since Jackson’s death, Rowe is no longer legally obligated to keep quiet, and has started to reveal facts about her children. She went to the clinic where they impregnated her with an anonymous donor’s sperm. She revealed that the couple never had sex or shared a bed during their three year marriage, describing their relationship as a friendship. She also said Jackson was not involved with their childrens’ birth.

Unfortunately for Rowe, the second child’s birth left her reproductive system so severly damaged that she became barren. Jackson then reportedly told her he did not want anything to do with her, since she was no longer of any use to him.

She then reportedly gave away her rights to the children in exchange for $8.4million. Debbie Rowe admitted that she never felt like she had a meternal instinct, and did not want these children in her life.

What’s to become of MJ’s kids, who are now effectively orphans? A lawyer for the Jackson family has intimated that the guardianship would most likely go to Jackson’s mother Katherine.

Daddy MJ?

Daddy MJ?

Michael Jackson crashes the net!
Michael Jackson is Dead!

Michael Jackson is Dead!

It wasn’t just Michael Jackson’s death that made headlines on June 26th 2009. Because of a massive traffic surge from people wanting to find out about the King of Pop’s demise, the internet nearly crashed and died as well. Usually there are about 2 million/minute net users around the world, and the day of MJ’s death this shot up to nearly 4.2 million/minute.

As millions of people everywhere logged on to find out more about Jacko’s death, internet giant Google News almost crashed, incorrectly interpreting the mass of requests as a “denial of service” attack. It even temporarily blocked “Michael Jackson” search requests.

Michel Jackson’s own home page could barely keep up with the traffic, after his death was announced. After a while the site’s links were taken out, with only a photo of Jackson against a red background with the caption: “King of Pop” remaining.

Another website rendered useless during the internet frenzy was London’s O2 concert hall site, where Michael Jackson was going to start his comeback tour next month.

On the Twitter side of things, Tweets shot up to 5000/minute barely an hour after the first report of MJ’s death. It generated the most tweets/second since Obama’s electoral victory in November. Twitter was only briefly affected by the madness, as its engineers worked double quick to stop the site from failing.

MJ’s death unfortunately opened up a golden opportunity for cyber-thieves. One spam campaign tried to lure visitors to a malicious site (Beatz radio) where a fake Michael.Jackson.videos.scr screensaver was hosted while another originated from legitimate email messages by trying to capture other emails.

So turns out Michael Jackson was almost bigger than the internet! He was probably the only person on earth who could come close to this claim.