My business partner thinks we need to hire some new employees this Summer as we are starting to get super busy. When asked what kind of employees he prefers he said, “I don`t really care what gender, color, background  etc.. as long as they can speak English and are very web savvy.“

I placed each of this morning`s candidates on his desk for review! A nice variety of genders colors and backgrounds don`t you think? I feel that the long 80`s snake would make a nice sss-sales manager.

``Greetingsss I am your new Sssales manager``

At BandMark we work hard, but life is fun so we play hard too! We suggest people decorate their co-workers desks right away with small stuffies as it:

1. Increases office morale
2. Breaks the day
3. Reminds people how funny you are
4. Makes an annoying mess for the co-worker
5. Sometimes scares people i.e “what will she do to MY desk…“

Tags: BandMark, beeanie babies, equal opportunity, office humor, office jokes, office prank, pranks

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